Where did you come up with a name like Curly McDimple?
I must give credit where credit is due: Curly McDimple is a Broadway show that opened in the 60s (I believe). Conveniently the name does illustrate some of my physical attributes and gives a subtle nod to my love of theater and the brilliant performer who starred in the show...Bernadette Peters. ::all bow:: And yes, I fully expect to receive a cease-and-desist letter should this here blog ever become prominent.

You claim to be a lesbian but you seem to be fixated on former New York Yankees first baseman Tino Martinez's butt. What gives?
Have you seen it? Even k.d. lang would spank it if given the chance.

When it comes to dating, are you as shallow and picky as you seem on this here blog?
Yes. Yes, I am. 

You seem to hold a lot of people in contempt: Al Roker, Jay Leno, Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray, Creed, Toni Senecal, to name a few. Have you sought help for this condition?
A better question is this: Who are these people who don't take issue with Creed, Sugar Ray, et al? I realize they've already been lobotomized if they can consume such swill without resistance but still... let's not lose focus on who the real head cases are.

How do you account for your rather unique loathing of the likes of Peppermint Patty of Peanuts fame, Build-a-Bear Workshop commercials, Renaissance Fairs and the tendency of some to play air guitar, etc.?
Equal parts neuroses and whimsy in conjunction with very low priorities.

What exactly is your beef with Al Roker? He seems like an affable fellow.
I find his fake chipper demeanor cloying particulary at 7:00am. There's no history between us or any basis for my disdain -- I just don't like him. I reserve the right to dislike people irrationally.

If he bothers you so much, why don't you switch to Good Morning America?
I watch Today out of habit and because sometimes I need validation in my annoyance. Several minutes of exposure to Roker reinforces my distaste and then some.

As an individual of Scottish extraction, are you an ardent follower of Sheena Easton and/or Big Country?
No, but the Bay City Rollers have been known to make me tap my toes.

Speaking of your toes, why are they so popular on the subway?
That is a question for the ages. But if I had to guess, each toe is well-proportioned, well-groomed and well, upon closer look, VERY inviting. Hell, If I was limber enough, I might even suck on them.

Have you really been asked these questions?
Absolutely... not. Well, I have been asked about the origin of my pseudonym but the rest are all bullshit. However, I'm hoping this little exercise will prompt some email since I don't get any! I'm an attention whore so kindly hook me up.

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