san francisco, here i come

Attention citizens of San Francisco! Lock up your valuables and barricade your doors because I'm coming to town. Yup, I'll be attending this year's BlogHer Conference (July 18-20). Even better? My job is paying for it. Mmmm... room service.

Let me know if you'll be at the conference or in the vicinity and perhaps we can meet up and raise a wee bit o' hell.

weenie roast 2: electric boogaloo

Ready to roast some more weenies, yo? Yes, I will once again embark on assembling the queer blogging community together for some camaraderie, booze and charred meat/meat-free alternatives. This year, however, I will not be so foolish as to schedule the event in the middle of July on a metal rooftop deck. I'm thinking September might be ideal. Date/location and all other details still TK but if you have any ideas or want to help plan this year's event, please email me.

More to come!

i hear the secrets that you keep...

I've been known to talk in my sleep. For example, I once gave my friend very detailed instructions on performing a mail merge... and had absolutely no recollection of it the following day! Now that's talent.

On occasion, though, I will catch myself mid-babble and wake myself up. I really wish I could see the confused "Huh?!" look on my face as I process the chatter that has just startled me from my sleep. Like this morning, for example. Who needs an alarm clock when you can wake up to this pissy exclamation?

"I do TOO know who Rocky and Bullwinkle are!"

I would love to know what lurks in my subconscious to prompt such an impassioned, semi-conscious defense of my knowledge of a cartoon. Actually, no, no I would not.

I scare me.