hysterical blindness

Last week, I had to travel down to Atlanta for a meeting. While waiting at the gate for my flight to board, I passed the time by checking my Facebook account on my phone.

As I scrolled through my friends' status updates, I gasped loudly and clasped my hand over my mouth when I read the following:

"[Redacted] has lost touch with reality and is about to throw a full on diva fit because she didn't get hair and makeup."

Nothing shocking, right? It's your standard hyperbolic FB update fare. However, here's how I read it:

"[Redacted] has lost touch with reality and is about to throw a full diva cup because she didn't get hair and makeup."

If you're wondering what's gasp-worthy about the latter statement, I suggest you click here. It will be an education.

I don't know what's scarier: My rapidly deteriorating vision or the disgustingly creepy way my mind fills in blanks. Frightening, truly frightening.