rescue me

In addition to contributing to my severe blog delinquency, I've noticed another disturbing side-effect of my job... Ladies and germs, I just wrote -- in all seriousness -- "To this end, [Company Name] is prepared to" when crafting an email. And I'm not even in the legal department!

It's official: I am a corporate drone.

It's only a matter of time before I'm circling back to spitball at the low-hanging fruit.

Christ Almighty. Send help.