i hear the secrets that you keep...

I've been known to talk in my sleep. For example, I once gave my friend very detailed instructions on performing a mail merge... and had absolutely no recollection of it the following day! Now that's talent.

On occasion, though, I will catch myself mid-babble and wake myself up. I really wish I could see the confused "Huh?!" look on my face as I process the chatter that has just startled me from my sleep. Like this morning, for example. Who needs an alarm clock when you can wake up to this pissy exclamation?

"I do TOO know who Rocky and Bullwinkle are!"

I would love to know what lurks in my subconscious to prompt such an impassioned, semi-conscious defense of my knowledge of a cartoon. Actually, no, no I would not.

I scare me.