nine millimeter nails

My lovely girlfriend (tee hee hee. I looooooove saying that) was kind enough to treat me to a manicure/pedicure for my birthday. Yes, I realize my birthday was last month. See, we planned to get our digits all dolled up a few weeks ago but I was stricken with the sinus funk so we had to postpone our pampering trip. We finally hit the salon this weekend. Check out the results:

Notes:
1) The identity of my toes is concealed for their protection.

2) Yes, I am that much of a dyke that I chose clear polish for my fingernails.

2a) Before commenting on the length (or lack thereof) of my nails, please consult this post first. I know how you think and I'm WAY ahead of you.

3) I have enormous knuckles.