it was a scratch, not a pick
Here's a wee gem that found its way into my inbox today...
You just came to Texas Tech University as a freshman. You are SO PROUD that you have been chosen to pump up the crowd as the school's Bell Ringer during the big game...Is it just me or does that kid have a Weird Al Yankovic quality about him?
Your whole family, all of your friends, and 15 million ESPN viewers see you on Saturday's telecast ringing the team's bell. But due to the tragically unfortunate placement of the bell, the camera and your body, your whole family, all of your friends, and 15 million ESPN viewers, see this instead...
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