bingo!

I have a meeting at the obscene hour of 9:00 tomorrow morning. Gawd, isn't it still dark outside that early? I fully expect a bugler to be blowing Revele during my march to the subway.

That is the ass crack of dawn for Internets [sic] folk like myself. My dainty ass doesn't roll into work until at least 10:00. I don't willingly schedule meetings for myself until 2:00 if I can help it. I don't have a healthy relationship with mornings, you see.

Making matters worse is the fact that I have to attend this meeting with people renowned for saying things like "touch base," "low-hanging fruit" and "moving the needle."

Ew. Even typing that makes me feel all pukey.

Looks like I'm going to have to arm myself with some Irish coffee and Jargon BINGO to get me through.

I expect to have a full board by 9:10, 9:15 tops. I'll "circle back" and let you all know. Please be sure to "reach out" if I fail to "follow-up."

Best,
Curly