helpful hint #3

When rearranging cabinets at home, it is advisable NOT to put food storage bags in the same cupboard as household cleaning supplies, laundry detergent and fabric softener, for if you do, the sandwich you were forward-thinking and economical enough to prepare at home will have both the aroma and subtle taste of Bounce Outdoor Fresh Scent™ dryer sheets. On the upside, your internal organs are guaranteed to be free of the menace that is static cling.

Again, you know, so I've heard...

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