shared experience

For those of you Ham & Cheese on Wry readers residing in warmer climates who have no idea what it's like to walk through a wind-whipped, sleety, slushy mess to get to work but really, really want to experience the sensation first-hand, kindly do the following:

Wrap yourself in multiple layers which impede mobility and the ability to turn your neck from side to side, a la Randy from A Christmas Story. Secondly, find the nearest walk-in freezer and then stand in front of a fan equipped with a misting device on full blast while a friend throws small bits of sharp gravel in your face with all the force he/she can muster.

Follow these simple instructions and I guarantee an authentic experience. Have fun!