line, please?!?

Guess who signed up for an acting class? No, not Freddie Prinze Jr. (even though the dude sorely needs them)... Me, silly(s)!

Yup, I start next week. I can't wait to say things to the instructor like, "What's my motivation?" and "How come you pull out your hair whenever I start running my lines?" and "Sorry about that whole aneurysm thing I caused you in the last class."

Tales of triumph and humiliation to follow, no doubt. Oh, who am I kidding? It's going to be all humiliation, all the time. And I can't wait.