enquiring minds

Because no one ever submits questions to my Frequently Asked Questions, I occasionally take it upon myself to peruse my referrals and see what kinds of queries readers posed to Google, et. al to bring them to my place of online residence.

Here's one that came in just a few short minutes ago. Technically, the "you" in the following question is meant to be collective (it better be, yo) but because I'm both self-absorbed and confident in my hygiene, I'll deign to answer it.

Q: Does your vagina smell like cheese?

A: Ew, no. Why, does yours?

Obviously, this one is not going into the FAQ.