eau de skank

The Lovely Jess and I went on a wee stroll along Brooklyn's Atlantic Avenue yesterday. We shopped, stuffed ourselves with fried cauliflower and falafel and planned a photo shoot involving dirty underwear and a public bathroom. Um, believe it or not, there IS a logical explanation (relatively speaking) for the latter but you'll just have to sit tight before I give it 'cause that's a whole 'nother post.

Anyhoo, Jess and I both dig incense :: cough cough major potheads cough cough :: so we inspected the inventory in every store along the bustling strip. By about the third shop, that whole sense of smell thing? Totally destroyed. The aromas were quite pungent. I think some even burned off the cilia in my snout. Not necessarily a bad thing since we unearthed this brand new scent in our travels:

Again, I couldn't smell shit by that point so I can't even tell you if the odor was stank ass or not. However, I think The Lovely Jess hit the nail on the head when she posed the question, "What does that smell like? Dirty vagina?"

Safe bet, I'm guessing.