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The Lovely Jess sent me a link to the wedding website of Star Jones and Al Reynolds this morning. I know the wedding took place two years ago but clicking around on that website today made me realize that my ire concerning this ridiculous ceremony has not waned in the least.

The website does NOT disappoint if you're looking for outrage. It is chock full of evidence of waste, decadence and greed. Naturally, I was all over that shit.

In order to access this grotesque travesty, you'll have to insert an email address on the main page. At first, I thought it was a security measure to discourage snarky bitches such as myself from clicking around and making fun of that fat bitch. However! My coworker and I discovered that you need not insert an actual address! A phony one will do just fine, as it turns out.

While we didn't register under these email addresses, here are a few we came up with, you know, just because:

:: starjonesisaheinousbeast@msn.com
:: starneedstoeatshitanddie@yahoo.com
:: staryourhusbandisaflaminghomosexual@hotmail.com
:: starwatchespbsbutdoesntdonateduringpledgedrives@aol.com
:: starisnotkindanddoesntrewind@comcast.net
:: stardoesntmindthegap@pipex.com
:: sitononeofyourpaylessheelsandspintoots@gmail.com

As always, feel free to add your own in the comments.