couture schmouture aka fuck jeffrey and his tattooed giraffe neck

:: Spoiler alert for fans of Project Runway who haven't watched this week's episode it yet.::

Reason #492 ¾ Why I Clearly Don't Understand Fashion:

Um, seriously... can someone in-the-know please explain to me how/why the fuck this abomination won last night's challenge? I am perplexed. Uli got robbed, yo.