ask a stupid question...

To the guy (presumably) who found my site by Googling "things to fuck nerf watermelon peanut butter," here's a novel response to your query: How about, you know, a woman?

Oh wait...

More scary searches with color commentary can be found here:

:: a public service announcement
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:: gettin' more mileage
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