rule of thumb... and pinky, middle, index & ring

When approached by a six year old toting Bratz bubble gum pink nail polish, one should ask about the availability of nail polish remover prior to application. Otherwise, you'll have to rock this look until you can finally get your hands on some Cutex...

Hot, right?

Note: In anticipation of comments concerning the stereotypical length of my lesbian nails, I've taken the liberty of preparing a rebuttal ahead of time. So, for those of you about to go down that well-worn road, kindly click here first ... then sit; and finally, spin. Thank you.