vehicular manslaughter

My friend, The Hot Russian, emailed me this little gem which she found on Perez Hilton.com today.

I didn't get a chance to post about The Hoff's latest eyesore as I was on my way out to see The Devil Wears Prada (TOTAL eye candy, by the way! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED IT!). I came home ready to write something cutting and snarky and lo and behold, Sheila already has it covered. Sweet! She and I have a long and storied history covering The Hoff, you see.

Sheila, I echo your sentiments in that The Hoff was badgering those young women to get in his car in a most creepy fashion. If I may, I'd like to take my outrage a step further. After all that pleading and disturbing hip thrusting, the motherfucker had the audacity to eject that chick because of the distance to her home?!?! Are you joking me? That's more incredible than banging one's head on a chandelier whilst shaving.

What a dick! Certainly all that money he made from Baywatch ensures that The Hoff shouldn't feel the gas pinch. Cheap prick that he is. It's official: The Hoff is a jiz bag.