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Greetings once again, errant Googlers! I'm here to answer some of the questions that inadvertently led you to my humble domain. These are pressing issues so let's get crackin', shall we?

"Does wilson from mad hot ballroom has a crush on some 1 if he does show me a picture of that girl"
Wow, you really don't understand how Google works, do you, sweetums? What you need is not a search engine, but rather, a private investigator with a Magic 8 Ball and three unused wishes granted by a genie. So, uh, yeah... good luck with that.

"Is it normal for the pussy to itch after being fingered by a male?"
Sure it's normal... if said finger is riddled with poison ivy or was dipped in itching powder prior to um, application. Woman, get thee to your gyno! STAT!

While the following weren't phrased in the form of a question (you people would be SO busted if this was Jeopardy!), they are still worthy of a mention:

:: story of lesbian woman hunting young girls pussy
Is it just me or do you immediately conjure up an image of a lesbian dressed in safari gear chasing after her prey with a big net?

:: crazy bitch goes off on a telemarketer
I'm thinking a telemarketer searched for this term. Why? Because any woman who goes off on a telemarketer is not a crazy bitch in my book. She's a heroine and should be revered.

:: wife has well spanked bare ass
Question to the, uh, I'm assuming husband who search for this: Are you just looking for a random photo of any wife with a spanked bare ass? Or are you researching if your own spouse is stepping out for some S&M and a little sumpin' sumpin' on the side? If so, might I direct you to the PI who is helping out with the whole Wilson's Crush Investigation?

:: dry hump sleeping niece
I have your IP address and I'm calling the authorities.

:: in the nuts vulnerable
Is there anyone who isn't vulnerable in that region? Besides someone wearing a cup or a codpiece made of steel?

:: feline anal leakage
One more reason I'm glad I don't have a cat.

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