hey, mr. producer... i'm talking to you, sir

... It's not too late to change your mind! This doesn't have to be. There's still time to right this wrong. Stop now before it's too late and this travesty becomes ... gasp... an original cast recording. Oh, the humanity!

What on earth am I jabbering on about, you ask? Apparently, The Hoff's life story is about to be turned into a musical. I've gotten several emails already today informing me of this development and really, I'm at a loss for further comment. It's just too much to absorb. However, I will say this: If Andrew Lloyd Webber or Frank Wildhorn sign on to this project at any point, my head WILL explode. Mark my words.


Via mejack; Joe; and Sheila. Thanks, guys!