what's grosser than gross?

In Saturday's post, I went off on a wee tangent (surprise, surprise!) concerning disgusting commercials. Several of you posted your nominees in the comments. The rest of you provided detailed information on tracheotomies, stomas and the correct medical term for the cancer kazoo. Um, thank you... I think.

Since posting this the other day, I remembered several other ads that really make me want to shit twice and die. Naturally, I've rounded them up so that I can disgust, er, I mean, share them with you. And to make this a bit more interactive and time-wasting, I put them in poll format so you can cast your vote on the most offensive of the lot. Write-in candidates are welcome in the comments. So, without further ado...

Which TV commercial is the most foul?
	The anti-smoking ad with the cancer kazoo guy
	The Hellmann's Squeezable White Slime ad which sends Yours Truly into convulsions
	The garbage-sniffing White Castle guy (per Sheila)
	The hospital with robotic surgery capabilities depicting scary robot hands rummaging around the insides of patients (per Lubes)
	The green blob of snot thingy that wants to live in your lungs
	The yellow blob of fungus thingy that wants to live under your nails
	Any prescription drug that mentions explosive diarrhea as a side effect
	Any prescription drug that mentions anal leakage as a side effect
	Any prescription drug that mentions an 8-hour erection as a side effect
	Any ad with Kelly Ripa in it
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Update: The results are in!