soap from a dope

My sickness concerning The Hoff was of my own making. I initially sought out images and links to revolt and disgust myself and of course, you, my readership. But now the sickness sustains itself. Word has spread that I am THE point person for all things Hasselhoff. As a result, my in-box is often flooded with The Hoff's latest garish doings... and I couldn't be prouder.

Today's eyesore comes courtesy of Laura. Thanks for sending, my dear!

I'm at a loss for a truly good caption for this photo. I will say that hand-washing will probably reach an all-time low if this soap dispenser catches on. Not sure I really want to lather up with Michael Knight's spunk, you know? Anyhoo, feel free to write your own captions in the comments.

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:: Wax On, Wax Hoff
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