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Dude. I made Gawker. My server doesn't know what hit it. I've never had this many eyeballs on my site before, yo.

Welcome, newbies! Here are few posts to help you navigate the murky Ham & Cheese on Wry waters:

:: The Alan Alda Sensitivity Project
:: Boobwatch, Indeed
:: Flirtation
:: From the Home Office in Provincetown, Massachusetts
:: I'll Have the Big Gulp, Thank You
:: I'm a [Last Name] Girl
:: I'm Here, I'm Queer, Get Used to Me
:: A Letter to My Menstrual Cycle
:: My Left Foot
:: An Ode to My Itty Bitty Titties
:: Olfactory Onomatopoeia
:: On Thanksgiving and Why I Think Peppermint Patty Is a Big Ol' Bitch
:: Re: The Muppets
:: The Tesh Experiment
:: Things I'm Not Ashamed to Admit... But Probably Should Be
:: The Trunk

Yes, I'm a traffic whore. Enjoy your stay!