the phantom of the hoff-era
The Hoff has been rushed to the hospital! At first I thought maybe his creepy daughter attacked him or a disgruntled Sharpei nipped him in the balls, but then I read CNN's report further:
Here's my theory: The Hoff sang "The Music of the Night" to some chippy he's had his eye on. She rebuffed his advances (aka plugged her ears) and took up with a chap named, oh I don't know... Raoul. Upon seeing this, The Hoff flew into a jealous rage and tried to lower the chandelier on Raoul's head. Instead, he bonked his own noggin on it, sending shards of glass raining down upon himself.
Serves you right, The Hoff.
The 53-year-old actor... was shaving at a gym in the Sanderson Hotel on Thursday when he hit his head on a chandelier, showering his arm with broken glass...WTF? Who has a run-in with a chandelier while shaving? Where was he shaving?! On the top rung of a ladder? WTF, The Hoff?
Here's my theory: The Hoff sang "The Music of the Night" to some chippy he's had his eye on. She rebuffed his advances (aka plugged her ears) and took up with a chap named, oh I don't know... Raoul. Upon seeing this, The Hoff flew into a jealous rage and tried to lower the chandelier on Raoul's head. Instead, he bonked his own noggin on it, sending shards of glass raining down upon himself.
Serves you right, The Hoff.
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