grossest of the gross commercial poll results

Thank you all for voting in the grossest TV commercial poll. I know you've all been on pins and needles awaiting the results. Oh, shut up, you were too.

So, without further ado, the award for grossest TV commercial currently on the air goes to... (drumroll, please)...

The yellow blob of fungus thingy that wants to live under your nails!

A hearty congratulations to Digger the Dermatophyte for taking home top honors with a whopping 40 percent of the vote. Um, let's just hope that "home" is not my nail bed. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Kelly Ripa snagged 17 percent of the vote firmly landing her in second place. In other words, Regis Philbin's perky cohost ranks higher than explosive diarrhea, anal leakage, eight-hour erections, Q-tips poking around in the hole in a cancer patient's neck, crusty mayonnaise jars, garbage sniffing and cigar-smoking phlegm on the grossness scale. Uh, congrats, Kelly?!

Call your agent, Reege.

Click here to see the rest of the results.

Photos: Lamisil; ABC