what about prom, blaine?

Last night I had a front-row seat as The Lovely Jess triumphantly returned to the WYSIWYG stage to tell the throngs her personal tale of Prom Trauma.

I sat nervously anticipating her turn and silently willing her luck, confidence and mojo as Jess made her way to the stage. Turns out, she didn't need my help. Girlfriend grabbed the mic like an old pro and entertained the audience with her tale of cheap vodka, backstabbing friends, child corruption, crying boyfriends, Rage Against the Machine sing-a-longs and late-night games of Spit. You were awesome, my dear!

Joining Jess on the bill were the equally-awesome Lang Fisher, Fiffe, Jason Boog, Nichelle and The Vandervoorts. Excellent job, everyone!

Oh and guess what? Next month, it's my turn. Yes, ye loyal followers o' Ham & Cheese on Wry, I'm making my illustrious WYSIWYG Talent Show debut on June 20 @ The Bowery Poetry Club. I will be joined by some of NYC's finest and funniest 'mos as we kick off Pride Week with Way Gay: Even Gayer Gay Gayness.

Won't you come and get your homo on with us? I'll totally vouch for the quality of the evening. Last year's show was a total wheeze-fest for yours truly. Here's hoping I can return the favor and inspire a few chuckles next month.

Oh man, I've already got the jitters. Mmm... Valium.