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Every now and then I address the rather dubious search terms that bring visitors to this site. And by every now and then, I mean whenever I'm fresh out o' original ideas. Deal.

Here are some recent, notable keyword searches:

sapphic lesbian strap on
As opposed to what? A sapphic heterosexual strap-on? Now I ain't no fancy Google expert or anything but I dare say redundant search terms don't sit too well with the various search engines' algorithms. Hee hee. I said "algorithm."

lesbian crotch cheese
What sets lesbian crotch cheese apart from plain old crotch cheese, you ask? Why it's organic and vegan-friendly, of course!

man's biggest beer belly ever seen
Oooh! Ooh! I know this one! I know this one! You're in luck, wayward searcher! I saw him at Brighton Beach last summer...

Want to see more jacked up keyword searches? Check it out:
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