'code' blew

The early reviews are in and, apparently, the critics at the Cannes Film Festival are pooh-poohing The Da Vinci Code. To that I say... HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Um, not because I'm an obedient Catholic or anything. I never read the damn book and even if I did, well, works of fiction don't offend me.

My jubilation today is courtesy of one thing and one thing only: I loathe Tom Hanks.

God, schadenfreude is fun.