magical microbrew

Some people have all the luck. The only unexpected thing ever to come out of my faucet was a spider (sorry, Sheila!). I suppose there was some value in that since the freak-out dance I did directly after spotting the arachnid was quite funny... to everyone but me. I don't dig the bugs, you see. Nor the m-i-c-e.

Pardon all the links but I've got some new readers and I'm taking this opportunity to promote some old stuff. 'Cause I'm lazy and whorish like that.