have you seen me?

It's a sad day in Curly McDimple Land. My beloved hair schmutz seems to have gone missing. I can't find it in NYC anymore. Sadly, the manufacturer's website lists only Canadian stores... and Wal-Mart. I live in Brooklyn, not Buffalo. It's a bit of a hike to the Canadian border from here. And we don't have Wal-Mart in NYC, yo. (And for the record, I hope it stays that way.)

Attempts at online ordering have also been a bust. I've experimented with new products but I still haven't found a suitable replacement to tame my curls to my fussy satisfaction. I am in need!

If any of you Canadian readers ::cough cough Roro cough cough:: would be so kind as to keep an eye open for this product, I -- and my hair -- would be eternally grateful. I've already dispatched my cousins in Ontario to start looking as I plan on stockpiling the stuff. I take brand loyalty -- and vanity -- to new heights.

If you wouldn't picking up a few containers of the aforementioned beloved hair schmutz, please email me. Naturally I'll cover all costs.

Merci beaucoup, eh!