i'm lame

Guess who got scared off by a bit o' snow? Yes, my friends, I missed out on the highly-anticipated Blarg Hop. The idea of me staggering home drunk in a foot of snow or doing doughnuts on the Brooklyn Bridge in a cab was less than appealing. So, instead, I ate Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch while watching Naomi Watts get her lesbo on in Mulholland Dr. That shit was h-o-t, yo.

Anyhoo, I'm anxiously awaiting reports from the hearty souls who made the trek down Christopher Street. Sorry I wussed out, guys. Here's hoping another one is in the works!