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In response to my last post on dating, New York Ex requested that I share the checklist I've compiled for prospective significant others. Already done! Long-time readers of this here blog have already witnessed my fussy tastes and the ensuing ups and downs my often-ridiculous guidelines have caused.

So, for your convenience, New York Ex (and other interested parties), here are some of my dating tales all bundled up into a nice, neat package. God, I'm thoughtful.

Curly's Dating Do's and Don'ts
:: The Streak Continues
:: Trekkies Need Not Apply
:: No Gas Shortage Here
:: Cotton/Poly Blend: Comfy Couture or Dating Disaster?
:: It's 11:00 PM... Do You Know Where Curly Is?
:: Cavorting with the Coworkers
:: Is That Your Hip out of Place Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
:: Well, That Didn't Last Very Long...
:: From the Home Office in Provincetown, MA
:: This & That
:: The Verdict
:: Normal Triglycerides: Hot or Not?
:: Priorities
:: Why I'm Still Single
:: Ew

And here's one courtesy of The Lovely Jess:

-- Operation Get Curly Laid

I realize this is a rather circuitous response (with some assembly required) to the question: "What is my type?" But it's really quite simple -- a hot chick around my age with a nice rack who puts out and doesn't nag me. And if she doesn't burp in my ear until, like, the third date, well then she's a keeper.