come out, come out wherever you are

Thanks to the help of my trusty StatCounter, I can see that ham & cheese on wry attracts visitors from far and wide. Here's a recent sampling of the countries whose citizens I've entertained/scarred for life/corrupted/offended and/or left unimpressed:

-- United States
-- Canada
-- United Kingdom (Scotland in tha hoose!)
-- Australia
-- France
-- Germany
-- Austria
-- Iran
-- Uruguay
-- Switzerland
-- Japan
-- Ireland
-- India
-- Greece
-- Norway

And check this out! Someone from Germany recently translated one of my pages into his/her native tongue. I love how my writing looks with umlauts on it. I think I'm going to start using them more often because they're just cool. If I ever get a wiener dog or a Schnauzer, that's what I'm naming it -- Umlaut. However, if I end up with a German Shepherd, I'm going to need a more menacing-sounding special character, methinks. Maybe something like Circumflex or Pilcrow...

Anyhöö, I think the geographical breakdown of my readership is rather cool and I love the fact that my butchery of both grammar and good taste has reached the far corners of the world. But um, I have a question: Who the hell are you people?!?! Stop lurking, come out of the woodwork and make yourselves known!

Oh I kid. I have no leverage in this matter whatsoever considering how anonymous I keep this here blog. (Psst! Curly McDimple isn't my real name. Shocking, I know!!) But! If you would like to I.D. yourselves, I recently created a Frappr map which allows visitors to pinpoint their location and see where other visitors are from.

Why should you care? Well, not only is it an interesting wee geography lesson but there's also the potential for you single (or married/committed -- I don't judge) folk to get you some ass. Two of Joe.My.God's readers hooked up through his Frappr map. How cool is that?

Kindly check out my brand spanking new Frappr map (and the pictures of possible future notches in your bedpost).

Thanks,
Curly