'cause i'm vapid like that

There's something really disturbing going on with my body. I'm trying not to panic but well, for the past two days something's been sprouting where it shouldn't.

I have... a cowlick. And it's a stubborn one too. So far it's withstood two shampoo and conditioning treatments. If this continues, I may need to go in for an emergency appointment with Randy, my hair god.

Please keep my hair in your thoughts and prayers. Thank you.