wax on, wax hoff

Won't you do a good deed and help The Hoff remove his unsightly chest hair? Click here to do so. You simply place the waxing strip on The Hoff's pecs, press down and rip off that motherfucking hair but good.

Despite its hypnotic coils and intoxicating formation, you know the hair bothers you. So now's your chance to rid the world of this scourge. Get to ripping!

Sadly, a cure for the Speedo and the ill effects of listening to The Hoff's "music" have not yet been found.

Credits: Thanks to Mejack for the link who got it from The Roommate of The Lovely Jess. The Hasselhoff Recursion comes from Geriatric Punks.

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