to the doubts that complicate your mind...

Okay, so Pat Benatar is on my iTunes right now and I'm finding it REALLY hard not to sing along. I'm honestly biting my lip. What's holding me back? Certainly not concern for my coworkers or anything of the sort. It's actually more of a self-esteem issue.

See, the chorus of "We Belong" is way high and when I try to keep pace, my voice sounds something akin to Mariah Carey's pitchiest, squealiest note if girlfriend was rocking a trach. It's quite mortifying. Methinks I'm going to skip forward to "Shadows of the Night" to restore my confidence. I have to say that I particularly kick ass during the "Midnight angel, won't you say you will" part.

I seriously need to tackle Pat next time I go to karaoke. I might even do "Invincible" so that I can be all cool and assume a well-timed "Fair is fair!" pose. Dude, The Legend of Billie Jean kicks my ass and I'm not ashamed to admit it. When TBS airs it on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon, I'm all over that shit. Sometimes I even do a happy clap and say, "Oh, goodie!" as I plop down on the couch to watch.

Um, have I said too much?