naughty girls need [hot lesbo] love too

Why, it was just yesterday that I was telling The Lovely Jess that I wasn't the least bit surprised when WNBA star, Sheryl Swoopes came out as a big ol' lesbo. As I recall, I said, "That was about as surprising as George Michael admitting he liked to play the skin flute." FYI, I support Sheryl and George fully and I welcome them with open arms but their admissions didn't raise my painstakingly-shaped eyebrows is what I'm really trying to say.

Anyhoo, I went on to tell Jess that only a few people have made me gasp in surprise and disbelief when they came out o' da closet. For example, the news about Portia de Rossi had me reaching for my inhaler whereas George Takei's recent revelation didn't alter my peak flow meter readings in the slightest.

But today I gasped. Dudes, Samantha Fox likes beaver! I need to process this. She was like the epitome of trashy, slutty heterosexuality and I'm stunned (and just a little bit delighted) by this information. Further analysis to come.