mmm... tetanus

You know what's awesome? Accidentally stepping in a puddle of mystery moisture near a construction site while wearing flip flops. Even better? When the flip flop slides off the wet foot and shoots about 10 feet ahead gathering dirt and schmutz along the way thereby "breading" my damp foot when I put the flip flop back on.

SO awesome.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to disinfect my feet...