these [gay hands] of mine

When it comes to gaydar, Supah and I are in the same boat... we ain't really got it. Actually, hers is MUCH better than mine since she's been at it much longer than I have. Me? I'm truly at a loss when trying to play the "Is She or Isn't She?" game.

However, Supah has taken a valiant stab at laying out some of the leading indicators that someone is a member of The Tribe Who Ain't Too Fond o' the Dick (Unless It's Battery-operated or a Reasonable Facsimile Attached to a Strap).

I'm going to print out this guide and keep it in my black, man-like wallet in the hopes that it will help me navigate the murky lesbo waters. Failing that, it will at least soothe me and make me giggle after I've once again guessed incorrectly. Go read it!