outdoing myself

Yours Truly: When times go bad and you can't get enough, won't you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff?!?! Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam doot doot doot do!

YT: Sorry. Fleetwood Mac moment.

Jess: It's okay.

YT: "Second Hand News" KICKS my ass violently and then kills it and dumps it in the Passaic River

Jess: I am loving your exaggerated ass kicking-isms

YT: Why thank you. It's a new thing I'm working on

Later that day...

YT:Yours Truly: When I was looking for new songs to add to iTunes, I unearthed my X-Files soundtrack and it has "Walking After You" by the Foo Fighters on it. That is one of the.best.songs.ever. It paddles my bum as a tease and then unleashes a fiery torrent of lashes with a cat o' nine tails

Jess: Oh

Jess: my

Jess: God