ham and cheese on wry

April 03, 2005

that's my boy!

Lawdy, that was a satisfying baseball game! Let's recap, shall we?

:: Manny Ramirez is rocking atrocious beads in his atrocious hair and looks even more heinous than I ever thought possible. An impressive feat, Manny!

:: David Wells not only sucked ass but!! he balked!! and drove in a run!! Lovely!! Enjoy his big mouth, lazy ass and persistent bouts of the gout, Boston!

:: Matsui was brilliant (as usual)! Thank you for robbing Kevin Millar, of all people, of that two-run homer. That was beyond gratifying. Suck on it, Red Light!

:: And, last but not least, my boyfriend, Tino Martinez, made an awesome diving catch down the line. It would have been even better if that douche bag Giambi was benched and/or booted from the roster entirely but whatevs, I'll take what I can get. I mean, look at this!

New York Yankees first baseman Tino Martinez snags a grounder down the first base line hit by Boston Red Sox' Johnny Damon during the seventh inning Sunday, April 3, 2005, at Yankee Stadium in New York. Martinez threw to pitcher Tanyon Sturtze covering first for the out.
(AP Photo/Julie Jacobson)

I loves me some baseball and I'm so thrilled that the season is finally underway. I totally want to go to the batting cages right this very second and take some swings. God, I am SUCH a lesbo.

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