who's the spaz?

I really have had no use for Tony Danza since Taxi ended. He just bugs me. And, um, excuse me but who told that man he could tap dance anyway? I've seen it and believe me, it's a revolting sight. Is he really that high-powered that people are afraid to tell him he sucks? I seriously want to shuffle his ass off to Buffalo in a box.

I think his ratings are okay so it seems like cancellation of his talk show is out of the question. Since he won't go away, I'll gladly settle for some full-colored fun at his expense. I present to you this gem found in today's New York Daily News:

Click on the image for an enlarged version of Tony taking a tumble.

Notice the impressive amount of air he catches in the third frame and his obvious pain and humiliation in the last photo. It's a thing of beauty. Thank you, Daily News. Thank you!