highs and lows
HIGH: I found a $68 check (made out to me) in a hidden compartment in my wallet. It's been in there for almost a month and I totally forgot about it. Sometimes my early onset dementia lends for the occasional happy surprise.
LOW: I overslept this morning and had to leave the house with wet hair. But because it's frigid here in NYC, I had to immediately put on a hat as opposed to letting my hair air dry. The result: a flat, dry, quasi-straight mess. If it had a bit more luster to it, the style would be akin to John Davidson's hairdo during his That's Incredible! run. But again, not as shiny and without the feathering.
HIGH: Things seem to be going well with The Dating Prospect so far.
LOW: I can't think of a better blog nickname for her than The Dating Prospect.
HIGH: I have a blissfully free schedule this weekend and can pretty much do whatever I damn well please.
LOW: Ms. Menses is coming to town. As a result, my wee studio will become a menstruation hut where I'll be doped up on Advil and drinking bladder-straining amounts of water and tea for the better part of the weekend.
HIGH: American Idol finally started.
LOW: AI has enlisted celebrity panelists like Mark McGrath and Kenny Loggins to weigh in on who goes to Hollywood and who doesn't. I've already discussed my disgust with Mr. McGrath so I won't rehash. As for Kenny Loggins, I didn't think I had a problem with him but oh my God, is it just me or is he like the boniest thing ever? I find him painful to look at. I also caught the tail end of Kenny Loggins On Ice on TV a few weeks ago and well, I really regret it. No one should ever have to watch unitard-wearing men on skates doing "chicken legs" to "Danger Zone." No one. Ever. Shame on you, Kenny Loggins. Shame.
LOW: I overslept this morning and had to leave the house with wet hair. But because it's frigid here in NYC, I had to immediately put on a hat as opposed to letting my hair air dry. The result: a flat, dry, quasi-straight mess. If it had a bit more luster to it, the style would be akin to John Davidson's hairdo during his That's Incredible! run. But again, not as shiny and without the feathering.
HIGH: Things seem to be going well with The Dating Prospect so far.
LOW: I can't think of a better blog nickname for her than The Dating Prospect.
HIGH: I have a blissfully free schedule this weekend and can pretty much do whatever I damn well please.
LOW: Ms. Menses is coming to town. As a result, my wee studio will become a menstruation hut where I'll be doped up on Advil and drinking bladder-straining amounts of water and tea for the better part of the weekend.
HIGH: American Idol finally started.
LOW: AI has enlisted celebrity panelists like Mark McGrath and Kenny Loggins to weigh in on who goes to Hollywood and who doesn't. I've already discussed my disgust with Mr. McGrath so I won't rehash. As for Kenny Loggins, I didn't think I had a problem with him but oh my God, is it just me or is he like the boniest thing ever? I find him painful to look at. I also caught the tail end of Kenny Loggins On Ice on TV a few weeks ago and well, I really regret it. No one should ever have to watch unitard-wearing men on skates doing "chicken legs" to "Danger Zone." No one. Ever. Shame on you, Kenny Loggins. Shame.
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