right now...

... I'm patiently waiting for Thursday (payday) so that I can contribute to disaster relief efforts.

... I'm still trying to wrap my brain around the loss of life in Asia and the speed at which it occurred.

... I'm changing the subject.

... My stomach just rumbled making an "Ah-woo?" sound reminiscent of Tim Allen in Home Improvement.

... I'm annoyed that I even know what that sounds like.

... I have little butterflies in my tummy because I might have a couple of interesting romantic prospects on the horizon. Might, being the keyword. Details -- if they materialize -- to come.

... I'm still giggling over the Ubik's detailed account of manscaping. Well done, my friend. Well done!