more fun with keywords

It's time once again to share you with you some of the interesting and perplexing searches that have brought people to my site:

1. Horrid Ham
Precisely. Which is why I don't eat it.

2. ham and cheese wreath
While perhaps festive, wouldn't it start to smell or something? Or is it just meant to be eaten and not hung? Hee hee -- I said hung. Oh ye denizens of Hickory Farms, make your voices heard!

3. ham irradiated
Sorry, but that can't be good.

4. "full scale" "rug muncher"
I have arrived!!!

5. dingleberries definition
I'm so proud that this was actually relevant.

6. mtv true life i have a summer share tommy
This dude is surprisingly popular with visitors here. And I find it baffling. At first I thought maybe he was Googling himself, you know, A LOT, but people are coming from across the U.S., not just Jersey, to search for him.

To put it in perspective, Tommy is second only to Toni Senecal's knockers in terms of search popularity on my blog. Sad.

7. fuck you k97 you lying assholes
Anyone care to take a stab at this one? I'm truly at a loss.

To those of you who arrived here via search engine, thanks for the giggles. Do come again. Um, except you, #7. You scare me.

Update: While I was out this evening, someone Googled "mark mcgrath fetishes urine" and found my site. This most definitely takes the (urinal) cake. It also raises a litany of questions that I'm too tired and drunk to process at present. But I will say this: Ew.