figaro, figaro, figarooooooooooooooo!
I've got date numero 2 with The Opera Singer tonight. I'm a little bit excited, I'll admit. In anticipation of a marathon smooching session, I've been keeping my lips well-moisturized throughout the day and Tic-Tacs will be purchased en route.
Furthermore, I will only drink red wine this evening because it helps combat my shyness. The last time I drank enough merlot on a date, I snogged a gorgeous girl in the ATM vestibule of CitiBank (or was it Chase?) on 86th Street and Broadway. Hubba hubba. I often wonder if the surveillance footage has been making the rounds on the Internet...
Anyhoo, here's hoping I'll have some seriously chapped lips tomorrow!
Furthermore, I will only drink red wine this evening because it helps combat my shyness. The last time I drank enough merlot on a date, I snogged a gorgeous girl in the ATM vestibule of CitiBank (or was it Chase?) on 86th Street and Broadway. Hubba hubba. I often wonder if the surveillance footage has been making the rounds on the Internet...
Anyhoo, here's hoping I'll have some seriously chapped lips tomorrow!
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