point/counterpoint

Good: Sleeping until 11:30am on a lazy Sunday morning
Bad: Waking up with a blinding withdrawal headache courtesy of a severe caffeine addiction

Good: Having a vivid dream that wasn't scary and didn't involve THE EX
Bad: Waking up to realize that I don't live in the palatial apartment I dreamt about. Sigh... one of these days I'll have French doors and a tennis court at my disposal

Good: Having leftover pizza in the fridge from last night's get-together
Bad: Having to mash up the empty box and wrap it in twine in order to be NYC Sanitation Department-compliant

Good: Also having leftover Entenmann's Chocolate Fudge cake and lots of Hoegaarden in the fridge
Bad: Fighting the urge to consume both for breakfast

Good: Turning on the Weather on the Ones to discover that today is a glorious day
Bad: Overturning my earlier assumption that the entire weekend would be gross thereby giving me a guilt-free pass to lounge around my apartment all day. Goodbye Tostito Scoops and People magazine, hello Kick-Ass Kmart Bike and Prospect Park.