suck on it, rnc

I fully intend to be out on the streets of NYC protesting the Republican National Convention at the end of the month. I've been going back and forth about what I want to do to show my disdain for the current administration. Among the scrapped ideas: rocking/tipping over cars; performing an interpretive dance in front of Madison Square Garden; and fasting. Of the three, the last option is the least likely to occur. Oh I kid. I will peacefully protest but no cars will be touched, no moves will be busted and I'll continue to eat whatever the hell I want. Instead, I'll gather with the like-minded throngs holding signs and yelling in our designated areas. I will, however, wear a shirt with a cheeky message that adequately expresses my views. I've been giving this a lot of thought and I think I finally found the winner:

Those who know me will agree that this rendering is surprisingly accurate. To those of you who don't, if you're out protesting and you see someone matching this description, be sure to say hello. If you want to be a copycat... er, I mean, if you want a shirt of your own, please click here.