the keyword is... random

I love love LOVE looking at the search terms that bring visitors to this site. Some of them make total sense (booger-eating moron, for example). Others? Not so much. I have used the terms "diapered" and "younger sister" but let the record state that I've never used them together as in "diapered by younger sister." I don't even want to know why someone searched for this. At best, it's some cruel form of sibling torture. At worst... ::shudder::

Here are a few more:

:: toni senecal boobs
This comes up A LOT. Sometimes the word boobs is replaced with the "t" word but I hate that word so there's no way it appears on my blog. And it never will. Ever. Neither will the "c" word while I'm at it. (Update: Um, actually, I did end up using the "c" word. So much for that vow.)

:: toni senecal naked
There are no nudie pictures here so stop looking, freaks! Don't confuse Toni's bare ass with the fact that she's been the butt of my jokes (here and here).

:: whoever smelt it dealt it supplied it
Well-earned

:: fear of mayonnaise
I knew I wasn't the only one who hates this stuff. I feel that the Googling of this term further lends credence that it's a legitimate phobia. And no, I'm not the one who Googled it, smart asses.

:: was engaged to steve from trixter
Not sure where this came from exactly. I did mention Trixter once but I'm by no means a fan. Hell, I didn't even know Steve was in the band. The use of the past tense "was" now has me concerned... was the poor fella dumped or worse, left at the altar?! If so, hang in there, Steve. There are other burnout groupies in the sea.

:: cyndi lauper bird poop outdoor concert
Guilty as charged

:: how to pronounce cavatelli
Slightly out of context, but okay

:: did veronica and abram have sex?
An off-kilter nod to my unhealthy fixation with the Real World/Road Rules Challenge

:: ham expressions
No fucking idea. What does this mean exactly? Are there pithy sayings with the word ham in them? Actually, it's a good word to stick in existing ones:
"A ham in the hand is worth two in the bush."
"You can lead a ham to water but you can't make it drink."
"Ask not what your ham can do for you but what you can do for your ham."

Ooh, this is fun! Feel free to add your own!