fun at work

Hey ladies, do you know what's a really fun and enjoyable way to banish monotony and rid yourself of the workday doldrums? Why just walk into the bathroom and play an impromptu game of Musical Stalls until you find the one toilet that isn't clogged, riddled with pee sprinkles and/or completely shit-streaked!! Even better, you can burn calories and work off a big lunch as you zig-zag back and forth until you find the clean can! Bonus points if you get the pristine potty on the first attempt! Please note that gagging on offensive odors, the trailing of toilet paper and/or slipping on puddles will negatively affect your score. Now get out there and have yourself a game of it!!